Funny Love Messages
Find the best funny love messages to send to your signifigant other.
People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.
Love is the fart
Of every heart
For when held in
Doth pain thy host
But when let out
Pains others most
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in.
True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!
You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?
If I kiss him, will he stop talking?
People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
You tripped me, so I fell for you.
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
If you're cute, you can call me baby
If you're nice, you can call me sweetie
But if you're hot, you can call me tonight
I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.
My boyfriend is an idiot, but I love him anyway.
I'm too lazy to pick out a love message, go to
and pick one out for yourself. I love you!
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay the bill!
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