People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.

Love is the fart
Of every heart.
For when held in,
Doth pain thy host.
But when let out,
Pains others most.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in.

True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow

Boys are great. Every girl should have one.

Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!

You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?

If I kiss him will he stop talking?

People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?

You tripped me, so I fell for you.