Funny Love Messages
If you weren’t here I'd have to be the hottest person in this place.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
My boyfriend is an idiot but I love him anyway.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
If you're cute, you can call me baby.\
If you're nice, you can call me sweetie
But if you're hot, you can call me tonight
I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay The bill!
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
