Funny Love Messages

Find the best funny love messages to send to your signifigant other.
  • People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.
  • Love is the fart
    Of every heart
    For when held in
    Doth pain thy host
    But when let out
    Pains others most
  • Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
  • He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • True love is like a pillow
    You can hug it when you're in trouble
    You can cry on it when you're in pain
    You can embrace it when you're happy
    So when you need true love
    Buy a pillow
  • Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
  • Your smile can be compared to a flower
    Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
    Your innocence to a child
    But in stupidity you have no comparison
    You're the best!
  • You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?
  • If I kiss him, will he stop talking?
  • People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
  • You tripped me, so I fell for you.
  • The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
  • Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
  • My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
  • If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
  • If you're cute, you can call me baby
    If you're nice, you can call me sweetie
    But if you're hot, you can call me tonight
  • I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.
  • My boyfriend is an idiot, but I love him anyway.
  • I'm too lazy to pick out a love message, go to and pick one out for yourself. I love you!
  • I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay the bill!

Also see: Romantic Messages | Love Messages | Flirty Lines

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